HARRY HIRSCH OF BAD TASTE
       HARRY HIRSCH OF BAD TASTE
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WELL,I WAS TALKING TO JIHAD OF ACTION
WHEN SUDDENLY THE LINENOISE SWALLOWED
HIS VOICE AND SOMEHOW SOMEBODY ELSE
GOT ONTO THE  LINE (HINT,HINT...).
SO,I DECIDED TO INTERVIEW THAT GUY.

HEY,WHO ARE YOU NERD?

Hi,Buddy! I am the world famous HARRY
HIRSCH of the intercontinental NUMERO
UNO 'BAD TASTE'. You should know we
fucken rule!

HMMM,SURE,I SEE. WHAT IS YOUR JOB IN
BED TOAST?

Hmm, I am a very pathetic person,most

times I use to milk the other members,
I especially prefer Bonecrushing Bill
with his overfilled balls. Sometimes I
like eating dick,too.

WOWSERS! WHAT A COOL GUY... MAYBE OUR
READERS WONDER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!?

Oh,very cool! I am 1.4Om tall,95kg heavy
and have green eyes and long black hair.
Actually one eye is blue since I refused
the Cowfucking Coyote when he tried to
fuck my ass up.

HMMM, I SEE. AND HOW DID YOU IDIOT GET
YOUR HANDLE?

Which HANDLE? I only know Haendel, but
I hate classic music.


BAH, YOU LOW-BROW. I MEAN,HOW DID
YOU GET YOUR ALIAS?

I don't wear alias. I prefer PUMA shoes.

SO HOW DID YOU COME TO COMPUTING ON C64?

Oh,I bought a GAME ON at a local store,
and I figured out how easy 'cracking'
really is. In fact my bones cracked alot
when my foot got stuck in the escalator.

BOY,I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT SMART...
ANYWAY,DID YOU EVER SHAVE YOURSELF YOU
LOOKING CLUMSY ?

No,not yet.
In fact I suffer from pimplemania.

DID YOU EVER HAVE ANY SEXUAL EXPERIENCE
WITH GIRLS?

Ya, but only if you call a 5O-year-old
bitch a girl. Actually she's one of the
neigbourhood whores,it's the one who
keeps farting all the time. And I also
used to let my little sister blow me,
until I deflowered her when she was nine
years old.

HMM,IT SEEMS TO ME AS IF YOU WERE A BIT
PERVERTED. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES BESIDES
COMPUTING?

I really like surfing a lot, but sadly
there's not much room in our bath.

OH NO. WHAT A PITY. LET'S CLOSE THIS BAD
INTERVIEW NOW, OR I HAVE TO PUKE.

Okay, thanks for your questions. Many
greetings to MAMA,PAPA, LIESE und alle
die mir kennen.

TSCHUESS,DU ARSCHLOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!